Description: ATTENTION: We interrupt your programming for this important fashion statement. "The Tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of patriots and tyrants" - George Jefferson Intentionally miscredited to George Jefferson, not Thomas Jefferson for comic effect by MKUltraFab Now that you've discovered one of the many of our anarchistic, fashion forward TShirts, it's time to consume. You'll finally be able to express the way you feel about yourself and the New World around you. Time to order for you, a friend, loved one or even an offering to an unrequited love. Our ever so subtle and subliminal designs possess telling insights into society, politics, demographics, media and mind control. From the moment you, the pupa, hit the "Buy" button, it will be only a matter of days until your package arrives and you are finally transformed into the beautiful bug that you've always known that you are. You'll be the envy of all your friends and reviled by your enemies. Coveted by all the various sexes and respected among your peers. Think of how (Pick 3) A) Fabulous B) Masculine C) Beautiful D) Smart E) Funny F) Desirable G) Cool AF ...you will be, when you gaze into the mirror or strut down the street while talking on your mobile device. Wait until you touch it. Hold it your hands... Tactile romance. There is only one thing that is stopping you, and that thing is you. Be a good American.* Consume. Obey. Rinse. Repeat. Politically incorrect wordplay, sarcastic or ironic slogans, be cynically offensive, puns, puns, puns, double entendres a specialty. Our tees are a great conversation starters that will get laughs, turn heads and raise eyebrows. Topics include: burning books and witches, obscure literature, Christianity, the apocrypha, the secret military, patriots, politics, pop culture, weird science, The Illuminati, dogs, cats, exotic pets and more. *Open to all Monarchs, nations, (sovereign) states, kingdoms, realms, territories, provinces, principalities, palatinates, duchies where allowed by law like Danzig, Poland. --------------- You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua Size guide LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)S2818M29 ¼20L30 ¼22XL31 ¼242XL32 ½263XL33 ½28
Price: 26.69 USD
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
End Time: 2024-11-23T01:06:36.000Z
Shipping Cost: 4.69 USD
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Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Brand: MKULTRAFAB
Color: Black
Department: Unisex Adults
Size Type: Regular
Style: T-shirt
Type: T-shirt
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